You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Buhtt sex?
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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