doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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