great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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