Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
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she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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