great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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