Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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