How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Sober January is a disaster.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Let's paint friendship bongs
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There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
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Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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