I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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