Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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