Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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