): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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