i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
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