The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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