Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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