Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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