I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
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Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
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Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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