White coat. Heels.
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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