Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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