Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
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I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
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