When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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