Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Randomize
