Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I need to align my fucking chakras
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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