She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
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I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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