Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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