weddingsv make me drug and hornr
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
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it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
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I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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