you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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