At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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