you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
She bit a glass in half.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
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if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
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You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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