It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
We talked him into tasing himself.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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