How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
