chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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