That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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