Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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