i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
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Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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