I must be too annoying 4 u.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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