so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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