Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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