Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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