Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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