She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
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Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
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He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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