yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
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My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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