WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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