Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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