i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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