So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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