she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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