i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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