...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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