I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
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Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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