No, you can still breathe under the balls.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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