Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
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I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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