FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
mondays should just be called national damage control day
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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