in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
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Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I think we might need a safe word for this...
The ass gains better be worth it
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