hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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