just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
