Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
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She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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