last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
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she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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