u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
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your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
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after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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