I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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