If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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